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To: AugustWest who wrote (1830)1/26/1999 6:44:00 PM
From: seaweed  Read Replies (1) of 20297
 
OT While we are all waiting, a little Y2K humor:

January 4, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3
weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional
week is granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include
all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing
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