Rules to follow when following antique maps.
1) Don't wear chest waders.
2) Don't walk and tie on a fly concurrently
3) Don't hold lit cigarettes, cigars etc. in your mouth.
4) Don't camp or otherwise de-stream in the presence of large angry dog, bull, alligator, goose, badger, hornets etc., regardless of whether said antagonist is depicted accurately on the map.
5) Assume any treasure has either shifted or the landmarks have changed.
6) The little fish with the really big, sharp, teeth are called "exotics". They weren't released at the time of the map printing. The editors, while sorry, bear no responsibility. |
