A joke I could not resist posting....
Brrrrrrrrr....
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his
> demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer
> in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went
> to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he
> pounded rocks.
>
> The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those
> on his beloved farm back in Georgia. The devil told his demon to turn up
> the heat to 120 degrees, with 100% humidity. At the end of the next day,
> the devil again checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be
> sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days,
> when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August on his beloved
> farm back in Georgia.
>
> At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature for this man to
> -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end of the next day, the devil was
> confident that he would find the man miserable. But, the man was instead
> singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton. When
> the devil asked him why, he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in
> hell, the Falcons must be going to the Super Bowl!"
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