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To: David Lawrence who wrote (9796)	2/1/1997 8:22:00 PM
From: Jeffery E. Forrest	of 18024

*** Wetmyselflaughing<GGGG> I know I told this one a LONNNGG time ago, but it seems appropriate for "plane day" Two Ascend executives<g> were flying home from a business meeting and are buckled up for landing. Captain came on the speaker and says, "our #1 engine has gone out, we'll be circling the airport for an extra 15 minutes". It doesn't faze the two Ascend execs. They are road warriors & have a Gazillion frequent flyer miles. Pretty soon the pilot's back on the intercom. "I'm so sorry, but we had a #2 engine failure and will have to circle the airport for another 15 minutes. The Ascend guys are non-plussed. Finally the captain comes on and in a slightly nervous tone says, "Ahem...We;ve had the number three engine go out and will be circling for another 25 minutes." The two execs look at each other and one says to the other, "Man! If that 4th engine goes out we're gonna be up here all day!!!

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