BTW were you implying I am a fool?
If the shoe fits...
Anyway, for all you paranoid board members, the real skinny is that Jack, while walking on that Jamacian beach, used his cell phone to secretly transfer all of Xoma's assets to a Cuban state-owned biotech firm. The Cubans believe that if they pump a fish full enough of rBPI and then sell them to third world countries, poor people in those countries will experience a reduction in disease and there will be more people to fuel a communist revolution, not to mention the new hoards will be healthier. Castro will siphon off cash produced by this project to keep himself stocked in cigars and Yeltsen stocked in Vodka. The CIA, realizing the plot, started putting Ellen Martin under surveillance. Ellen, in a desperate attempt to keep the plot covered up, began dropping all references to the Meningitis and Trauma trials. But we have uncovered this feeble attempt. Now RobertS, spy-master extraordinare for Djibouti, will have to report back to his boss that, as the Americans say, "De cat is outta de bag" and that Castro may have to shut off Yeltsen's Vodka payments. This will undoubtedly PO Yeltsen, who will then attack Jamaica with nuclear weapons in the hopes of hitting Jack and Ellen as payback for their incompetence. The resulting fallout will ruin Cuba's tobacco crop, which will PO President Clinton (fear of having nothing for his interns to "play" with). Clinton will launch cruise missiles against Russia in retaliation and the resulting conflagration will cause John's Revelation to come to pass.
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