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To: John Messbauer who wrote (1258)	1/29/1999 8:54:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 2733

One Liners from Stephen Wright Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. So what's the speed of dark? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

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