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To: Mad2 who wrote (1273)	1/30/1999 11:50:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (6) of 2733

BEWARE!! of the following VIRUSES >> ~Ellen Degeneres Virus~ >> Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. >> ~Monica Lewinsky Virus~ >> Sucks all the memory out of your computer. >> ~Titanic Virus~ >> Makes your whole computer go down. >> ~Disney Virus~ >> Everything in the computer goes Goofy. >> ~Mike Tyson Virus~ >> Quits after one byte. >> ~Prozac Virus~ >> Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. >> ~Lorena Bobbit Virus~ >> Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. >> ~Woody Allen Virus~ >> Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. >> ~Joey Buttafuoco Virus~ >> Only attacks minor files. >> ~Spice Girl Virus~ >> Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. >> ~Ronald Reagan Virus~ >> Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored. >> ~Dr. Kevorkian Virus~ >> Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. >> ~Oprah Winfrey Virus~ >> Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly >> expands to 300MB. >> ~AT&T Virus~ >> Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are >> getting. >> ~MCI Virus~ >> Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for >> the AT&T Virus. >> ~Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus~ >> Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. >> ~Viagra Virus~ >> Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your >> zip drive.

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