Robert: How do you expect me to take anything you say seriously, after reading this post of yours: #reply-7072364
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P.S. Don't read this groaner:
A man won the lottery and won about $140 million. He had three sons. He told his sons that he had won the lottery, that he now had a lot of money, and he would like to know what each one of them would like to have. Money was no object...
The first one said that he had always wanted a Jaguar. The father went out and, since money was no object, bought him 7 Jaguars in different colors so that he would have a different one to drive every day of the week.
The second son said that he had always wanted a motorcycle, so the father went out and, since money was no object, bought him 14 new motorcycles, 7 dirt bikes and 7 touring bikes, so he would have different bikes to drive every day of the week.
The third and youngest son, being only 8 years old and a great fan of Walt Disney characters, said that he had always wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit.
So, money being no object, his father went out and bought him the Minnesota Vikings.
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