Woman suspected that her hairy Schnauzer pooch was hard of hearing, so she took him to the veterinarian.
"I see the problem," the vet said, "He has hair balled up in his ears. I'll clip it out and to keep it from happening again, go to the drug store and get some liquid hair remover.Dab it in each ear once a week and the problem will be solved.
So she went to the drug store and told the pharmacist she wanted liquid hair remover..
"OK, miss. Dilute this stuff 2 to 1 in water, apply it and your problem with hair on the legs will be gone.
"No, that's not what I want it for," she said.
"Well, dilute it 4 to 1 and apply it under your arms. Your hair problem there will disappear.," he said.
"No, I want to put it on my Schnauzer," she said.
"In that case, lady, dilute it 10 to 1, and after you apply it, don't ride a bike for a week," the druggist concluded.
Karin |
