Hi, My name is JBOH. I was born on 1987. It was a very difficult year. I was an ugly duck from day one, but I survied and today I am 12 years young. There are up and downs in my life. I always worked hard and sometimes helped my owner (shareholder) make decent money. But last two years, I catched a flu which affected so many of us. I was suffering, I was crying, I was losing a lot of weight to less than 7 million bound (.50 per share), I was dying ......
Oh, here comes my savior Alan Greenspan. He made the ice melt and fill all river and lake with water (money). I get rid of my previous care taker which abused me and found a new one who knows how to take care me. Everyone from everywhere all come to help me. MSFT put out an Internet Explorer so people can see me from there computer screen. CSCO and AOL build a network so people can talk to me from everywhere in the world. CPQ and SUNW made awesome servers so that I can communicate with people faster than ever. I am recovering, I am growing, I am becoming a swan from an ugly duck, I am becoming a Wall Street daring ......
Who said I am not attractive? I just won the beauty contest with 34 million vote. Who dare to say nobody want marry (merge) me any more? I know I am beautiful and I am confident to myself. I will only marry (merge) the most handsome young prince like EGRP or old rich man like MerryLynch. Oh, I also want respect. I won't accept their propose unless it is an equal marriage, I mean one their share for one my share.
My sister SIEB and I has the same gene (business). Whatever she can do is what I can do. Where she can go ($50 a share) is where I can go. I am hot, I am beautiful, I am making my owner (shareholders) very happy ....... |
