** Pirate Presents.. Monika's Really Bad-Taste Jokes, get it ?
bad taste, har har har!! ** Originals from "Da-Pirate"!!
(Noone is grosser than I am... hee!)
Monika the target of probing questioning Monday, Week 1, said,
"I know I did a bad thing, but next time we will wait until Hillary leaves the room".
Monika the target of probing questioning Tuesday, Week 1, said,
"I wasn't our fault the donkey made a mess on the table".
Monika the target of probing questioning Wednesday, Week 1, said,
"I know I should have taken a shower, but it was itchy, the
only thing that would reach is that cigar".
Monika the target of probing questioning Thursday, Week 1, said,
"I don't know, but if I had to do it all over again, this time
I would brush my teeth afterwards".
Monika the target of probing questioning Friday, Week 1, said,
"Bill is really a sincere man and I am sad to see that
it came out so quickly."
Monika the target of probing questioning Saturday, Week 1, said,
"Look guys, it's Saturday, wanna $%^$# or what ?"
Monika the target of probing questioning Sunday, Week 1, said,
"Sloppy seconds anyone ?"
Monika the target of probing questioning Monday, Week 2, said,
"Well, it was kinda small, but I was able to use it to remove
that piece of corn that was stuck behind my molars.."
Monika the target of probing questioning Tuesday, Week 2, said,
"Penetration ? no.. no.. nothing like that.. Actually I wanted to,
but after taking my clothing off and he saw my saggy #$%#$% and large buttocks, he opted for the standard.. well you know."
Monika the target of probing questioning Wednesday, Week 2, said,
"Protection ? Oh yes, we had protection. One of the body guards
stood outside the door."
Monika the target of probing questioning Thursday, Week 2, said,
"One time.. That day he ate asparagus at lunch, yuk, it was bitter, I had to spit it up."
Monika the target of probing questioning Friday, Week 2, said,
"No.. Wait, acually I do recall it tasting like flowers.. I couldn't for the life of me figure that one out until now."
Monika the target of probing questioning Monday, Week 3, said,
"No !!!....... his nose is bigger....... and it only took him 5 minutes.. drats."
Monika the target of probing questioning Tuesday, Week 3, said,
"I was dissapointed when the donkey left the room, I was getting
turned on. Even the donkey was giving me that funny look
with the twinkle in its eye."
Monika the target of probing questioning , Wednesday Week 3, said,
"I feel sorry for him, I really do. He left the room before anything
happened..............No, I am talking about the donkey."
Monika the target of probing questioning , Thursday Week 3, said,
"I feel bad for the security guards actually.
Why???
"Did you ever see a donkey that didn't get his "nut" running lose in the hall ways ?"
Pirate
P.S. I should be committed to an insane asylum for posting that,
well, the closest one being the House of Representatives.. |
