There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and
Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm
going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!"
Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10, so I don't worry
about you." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys...
11 o'clock...12 o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door
flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys???" No
answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties
around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs
looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came
out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your
life!!! |
