shootie-pie,
The disintegration of your personality has become apparent to me. You are having problems. Let's see if I can cheer you up with a correct diagnosis:
1. You're going thru your 9th divorce?
2. You're daughters, ages 12 and 14, are pregnant again?
3. Viagra and spray starch can't help you?
4. Your cocker spaniel humps your leg, tire on your pu, neighbors mail box, and the religious icon dangling from your neck, whenever he's near them?
5. You've freakin'lost interest in life through bad investments, bad breath, bad complexion, bad job, bad blow jobs you give?
6. All of the above?
7. You would like to kick the shit out of me, for calling you Janice and other stupid stuff.
8. Get well, man. |
