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Pastimes : Wayne's New Cumpinie, Hot Innernut Issue
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To: Wayne Rumball who wrote (135)2/7/1999 12:24:00 PM
From: MKTBUZZ   of 394
 
BS Newswire, Feb 7, 1999;
- WRLB & Associates concluded negotiations today to acquire the People's Republic of China, sources close to President Weaner Rumberger revealed. The deal, valued in the billions, will cede control of the most populous nation in the world to the Gengis Kahn of the business world.
The newly formed corporate state will be known as WRLB & Associates China, and will include the newly merged city of Hong Kong. "We see this acquisition as being very positive for WRLB & Associates" a spokesman stated this morning at a dim sum breakfast for the media. "Not only do we aquire a vast workforce to manufacture our products world-wide. Thanks to years of conditioning by the Central Committee, we can also tell them as consumers what to buy!"
The Central Committee will receive shares of WRLB & Associates common stock, and be relocated to the WRLB & Associates People's Recreational Camp located outside Henderson, Nevada. WRLB & Associates will assume control of the Chinese bureaucracy. Rumours of President Weaner Rumberger elevating his title to "Emperor," however, are merely speculative at this point.
In a possibly unrelated move, WRLB & Associates also announced its intention to acquire all of the European Union, and portions of Brazil.
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