Roses
Roses
So this woman and her husband have this really bad fight. He goes off to
work the next day without talking to her but she doesn't care. She is busy
doing her thing around the house.
All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes
to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local
florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red
roses...the expensive ones...from her husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust, "Oh SHIT!"
The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady? You don't like roses?"
She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means???"
He says, "No, Lady, what does this mean?"
She answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with
my legs in the air."
He replies, "Geez, Lady, don't you have a vase???"
Karin |
