MB, **OT**
When I was a gay young lad in the 1970's (not the Frisco kind <g>), I met a very beautiful blonde gal who looked familiar, but I just could'nt place her. After I put the wires back in on her malfunctioning 8 track deck in her 68' red Mustang convertible one night after saving her from getting roughed up by a bunch of guys, she confided in me that Milton Berle once slept over her parent's house! That's right, UNCLE MILTIE!!! And she said that she could not get heavily involved with me, because she wanted to become a star on Broadway and all that sparkling glitter and jazz. Yet somehow, I convinced this beautiful young aspiring actress to stay with poor old working class slobola me!
So, we decided to "live in sin", with me working mucho overtime to afford the upper middle class apartment that we could not afford. Then one spooky Halloween night, it happened! Watching a now very famous horror flick on our brand new RCA XL100 25" color T.V. while she lay sleeping, I saw her!!! At least it LOOKED like her. She did have a sister, but they were not twins! Quick (I said to myself), get the camera! So I carefully snapped away at scene after scene, and did'nt tell her what had happened. When the developed prints came back, they were surprisingly clear (not bad for a regular Kodak 126 camera), and I could'nt wait to show them to her mother, as that would be the best test as to whether or not it was really her. The very first thing her mom said when she saw the pictures was "What is Sherry doing on T.V.???" At that point, I almost had the big one that Redd Foxx was always talking about! <G> Now I understood the "Berle connection" better, or did I? To make a long story shorter, she did some go-go dancing on the side, sometimes at the same place Adrienne Barbeau used to dance before her role in "Maude", and lucky me used to get dragged along to guard her, while the other dancers would confide in me over drinks. But alas, our five year "significant other" relationship ended rather badly, when I found out that the photo session she was supposedly doing for "Oui" magazine, was in fact an XXX rated scene. That is where I drew the line. Yogi |
