Ally, this is too good not to share with this thread.
Unexpected things can happen even while shopping for groceries.
Take Linda for example,
she noticed a woman sitting behind the wheel of the next car,
the woman had her hands behind her head
her eyes were wide open in terror.
asking, "Are you okay?"
the woman responded slowly and deliberately,
"I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in."
the paramedics arrived
Carefully they removed the hands from the woman's head.
There was no gunshot wound in the back of her head as she claimed,
but they did find some bread dough instead
Looking around the car for a cause,
the paramedics discovered that a Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded, apparently from heat build up in the car,
which caused a sound like an explosion of gunfire.
The canister top had flown off, hurtling the dough at high velocity,
to the point where it landed on the back of the woman's head.
Reaching to the back of her head to touch the object,
and feeling the consistency of the Pillsbury dough,
had led her to believe that her brains were in danger of falling out.
Something like the IPMCF situation,
but mayB today we will learn
no hole in head
only felt like it.
doug |
