I keep a set of ref. URLs open in hot mail and here in a special library file for quick access. These are sorted by type of need. I have a group of search urls/engines the same way...
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The exhausted businessman stopped in a Tokyo bar for a drink. "Speak
English?" he asked the bartender.
"Yes, sir."
"Great. I'd like a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender looked at him for a moment, then leaned over the bar. "OK,
once upon a time there were four little pigs..."
2.
A grasshopper walked into a bar, sat down on a stool and ordered a
martini.
"Hey," the bartender exclaimed, "do you know we have a drink named
after you?"
"No kidding," the grasshopper said. "You have a drink named Fred?"
3.
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside
the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most
attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed
her constantly glancing down at his crotch.
"Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed
routines, "and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can
answer for you?"
"As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more
toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?" |
