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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married

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To: nihil who wrote (4433)	2/10/1999 4:40:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (2) of 6545

Isn't that just f***king wonderful! La-de-da! Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius. Why did God put man on earth? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Why don't woman have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in. What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them. Why do men snore when they lay on there back? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor-lock. Why do men masturbate? They like having sex with someone they love. Why were men given larger brains then dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Why did God make men before women? You need a rough draft before you create a final copy. Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? So he can tell if he is coming or going. How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet. Why do women rub their eyes in the morning upon waking up? Because they do not have balls to scratch.

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