Re:
Yikes Yahoo up 15, I sure picked the wrong day to sell!!!!!!!
Freeus
I'm never buying or selling anything ever again.
(VVVVVBG)
If I live, that is, I'm still dying.
Don't worry. I'll bring the crash cart.
The first thing we'll do is adminsiter CPR (Call Put Response) (it's the best that I could think of, for the moment <g>).
We will then hook up the leads (internet/cable modem leads), and monitor the vital signs (futures, ticks, level II Nasdaq, etc...) on the monitor with 12 lead tracings (real time of course with stocastics, MACD, P/E, etc...). Well use Lidocaine to stablize the flutter-. Sometimes we have to counter shock (yes, we have to counter the shock of Ralph Acampora) and get you stabilized.
Remember, all unneceaasary stresses must be minimized. Therefore, NO CNBC correspondents will be allowed during visiting hours. During visiting hours, only 2 analysts will be allowed, but they must be screened by (SI) family members.
Remember, your fiscal health is almost as important as your physical health!
Hope this works for you (and evryone else).
Best wishes,
David.
PS: it was writting this, or reviewing charts. |
