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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Heptoad who wrote (1372)2/11/1999 8:26:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
A woman goes into the small-town hardware store and tells the owner she
needs a drawer pull handle to replace a broken one.

He gets out one that matches her description and asks her "You wanna screw
for that?"

And she thinks a minute, glances around, and replies, "No, but I'll blow ya
for that toaster over there."
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