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Pastimes : Wayne's New Cumpinie, Hot Innernut Issue

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To: james h. snyder who wrote (314)2/13/1999 9:20:00 AM
From: Wayne Rumball  Read Replies (1) of 394
 
BS Newswire, Feb 13, 1999
WRLB & Associates End Reverse Merger Talks
(Buenos Aires) WRLB announced earlier today that they have ended reverse merger talks that would have taken the cumpinie public, with an initial listing on the OTC Bulleting Board.

Weaner Rumberger stated "With the recent run in OTC shell cumpinies we have decided that it is not economical at this time to continue with the proposed reverse merger. Ell Bee, Tommie Swiftie, certain insiders and myself that purchased several billion shares of various sub-penny shell companies on the open market have sold these shares on the open market at prices ranging from $10 - $100/share. The shareholders of our privately held cumpinie has decided that this was in our best interests.

We will however continue our takeover, and predatory strategies with our ultimate goal of world domination keeping in mind the best interests of all mankind.

We expect at some time in the future to do an initial public offering of 120 million shares at $450/share, but the NASDAQ requirements are silly and all that paperwork could take a long time for us to complete."

Reporters were shock and confused by this unusually coherent statement by Mr. Rumberger.

Ell Bee could not be reached for comment.

In other news, the OTC Shell index remained stable Friday for the first time in weeks,in what appeared to be profit taking, after having run up Thursday when the index reached a high of 12,945.

Early indications suggest the index will open below it's 52 week low of 9.21354 on Tuesday.
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