1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude woman while he joked about
being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist
in the Miss America pageant?
3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a
desk in the Oval Office?
4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a
slave who was his wife's half-sister?
5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband
-- and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign? Come on,
you saw the movie -- Susan Hayward??
7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he
was engaged to someone else?
8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
secretary?
9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet
at one point, while a Secret Service agent prevented the hysterical first
lady from attacking them?
10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the
*other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9)?
11. Which vice-president was pissed off because he felt that HIS record of
sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?
12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off his
manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?
13. Which president was dogged in his election campaign by reports of an
illegitimate child? (Ma, oh Ma, where's Pa? Gone to the White House. Ha, ha,
ha!)
14. Which president confessed to lust in his heart in a Playboy interview?
15. Which future president spent the night with the woman who would become
his wife and confided to a friend, "I believe I shall have to marry that
woman"?
16. FAMOUS OLDY: While visiting a government farm, the first lady was
surprised at the sexual vigor of the rooster. When the guide explained that
the cock was capable of action several times a day, she said, "Tell that to
the president." Who was her husband?
17. Upon being given the message, what did the president in No. 16 reply?
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ANSWERS:
1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson
13. Grover Cleveland
14. Jimmy Carter
15. Abraham Lincoln
16. Calvin Coolidge
17. When told of the rooster's prowess, Coolidge asked, "Same hen every
time?" "No, a different one every time," came the reply. The president said,
"Tell that to MRS. Coolidge." |
