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To: Naggrachi who wrote (1385)	2/13/1999 10:21:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) of 2733

Q: Why is a man at his mental peak when having intercourse? A: Because he's plugged into a fucking know it all!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you punctuate this sentence: Fun- fun -fun -worry- worry- worry? Fun (period) Fun(period) Fun(no period) worry- worry- worry ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did GOD give woman one more brain cell than a Horse? So they won't shit in the road during a Parade!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Special things for my wife on Valentine's day! Simple things like: * Open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, * Plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom. "To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink. "It doesn't work!" she yelled. "What do you mean?" asked Mom. "Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider.

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