One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the
shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to
a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the
door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to
see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell
are
you looking at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just
wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled
at the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything
smaller?" |
