The Cintons took a break and went to Camp David for 10 days. While
away, Janet Reno offered to care for the First Parrot named Polly
Bird. The pet parrot is not public knowledge because it has a fowl
mouth. (Yes, that pun was certainly intended). Janet got irked with
it for making fun of her, and accidentially killed it in a fit of
childish anger. Worried at what she had done, she went to buy another
parrot.
She search all of the DC metro area for another parrot that looked
like the first one. After two days, she finally found a dead ringer
that wasn't dead. Unfortunately, the pet store owner ran a
brothel upstairs and would let the parrot sit on the shoulder
of the bouncer when he greeted his guests each night.
Undeterred (and facing a deadline) Janet paid a high price for the
bird and returned to the White House.
When Chelsea got back from Camp David, she said "Hi Polly" to
the bird. The bird said, "Too Young. Too Young."
Hillary came in and said, "Hello, Polly Bird" to the bird. It said,
"Too old. Too old."
Bill walked in and said, "Hi, Bird." The bird said, "Hi, Bill."
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