Bill's Rash
While undressing for bed one night, Bill Clinton notices something like a
red rash around his penis. Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see
this!" and makes a point of getting to his doctor at Bethesda Naval
Hospital, the very next day. " Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring
around my, you know. What is it, and how do I get rid of it?" The doctor
says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a
week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try
something else."
Bill takes the pills for the week, but unfortunately, the red ring is still
there after 7 days. He goes back to his doctor and tells him the pills
didn't help. So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this
time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come
back if it's notimproved.
Bill takes the capsules for a week, and the damn red ring is still there.
So he goes back to his doctor andasks, "What next?" The doctor gives him a
cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week, and let me
know." Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news, doc! The rash is
gone!
That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"
The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover"
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