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Pastimes : Wayne's New Cumpinie, Hot Innernut Issue

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To: Dusty who wrote (318)	2/16/1999 6:00:00 PM
From: Jim Spitz	Read Replies (1) of 394

BS Newswire, Feb 16, 1999 WRLB & Associates Announces Yet Another Innernut Merger (Buenos Dias)WRLB announces the merger of the century when they merge with a private innernut company called Hits Galore. "Another company thought they were going to do the merger, but we plied the President of Hits Galore with our more than ample stock of preferred premium beer, and boom, we were in!" advised WRLB Director of Innernut Relations James R. (Rocky) Spitzinyerburger. He was later reported to say, "Sorry SCMI, we just had the better beer, er, ah, uh, I mean offer. Yeah, that's the ticket, a better offer." Reporters were shock and confused by this unusually coherent statement by Mr. Spitzinyerburger. Ell Bee could not be reached for comment as usual. The above statements are forward looking and officials of the cumpinie are looking for a dang safe harour for their boat.

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