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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1442)2/17/1999 10:02:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
Subject: TAX TIME

There was a man who computed his taxes for 1997 & found that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment & included this letter:

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 1997 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429 Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

Might I suggest you the send the above-mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw." See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips head Screw.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
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