You know, here in Hawaii we have some of the biggest cockroaches. It is unbelievabe how resilient they are. Slap one with your slipper and a thick white (sometimes blue) paste goes everywhere. If you don't pick it up immediately and throw it away there is a 50/50 chance it will crawl away, only to return another day. With that in mind, I humbly offer the following:
Top 10 Ways Shorts Are Like Cockroaches
#10 They freeze when you turn the light (of truth) on them.
#9 They are far more intimidating in numbers, but they don't trust each other, so the little ones don't really know what the big ones are doing.
#8 If one gets on you, and you don't whack it just right, it sticks to your clothing. The slipper works best.
#7 They love cheez-its, it's best to put one on the glue trap, like saying, "NAVR - looking for T W E L V E" over, and over and over again.
#6 Whenever possible leave a dead one (like Anthony) lying around as an example of what will happen to the little ones who venture in.
#5 Scurrying for cover is a way of life for these creatures, don't be surprised if you don't see any for awhile.
#4 Yes, Virginia, they will be around after Amageddon, so what?
#3 Remember, cockroaches are not evil, they are just poor, pathetic little creatures who are only being true to their nature.
#2 Cockroaches, like bear shit, are brown.
And the #1 way that Shorts are like cockroaches: In certain prisons they are a delicacy.
Aloha, Mike |
