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To: Barney who wrote (1445)	2/17/1999 1:23:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (2) of 2733

BUMPER STICKERS Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. My Soccer Mom Can Beat Up Your Hockey Mom. Grow your own dope. Plant a man. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. Hang up and drive. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else. The strong always eat well. PSN

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