Gary,
Oh damn. Okay. What are they paying now, 1 1/2%, 2%? It beats today's return. I'll put in the sell order tomorrow morning. <g>
Or wait! Maybe you just want to buy my shares cheap. You sly fox, you. Well you can't have them. They're mine. Hahahahahahaha. You'll have to con some other poor sucker out of their shares.
No, I've seen your posts. You are genuinely concerned about each of us. You can't be trying to cheat me.
But you must be. Even your initials say it -- GW, which stands for "Get Wich" (the Elmer Fudd version of "Get Rich"). Deeply subliminal, but I saw right through it.
Sell, buy, sell, buy. Wait, let me check the crystals. They say...
Sh*t, I stepped on the crystals.
What do I do now? My head hurts. I'm going to bed. See y'all tomorrow.
Dave B
p.s. Jeff, can I borrow your crystals.
p.p.s. Gary, you still can't have my shares. |
