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Pastimes : Grinders and Gripers Coffee Shop
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To: Apex who wrote (3685)2/17/1999 8:26:00 PM
From: Savant  Read Replies (2) of 4201
 
Apex, this joint is too quiet...we need to advertise.....I have been looking through the classifieds, and can't decide which header to put it under. Can you help me figure it out?
> >Newspaper classifieds:
> >
> >1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
> >
> >AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
> >
> >SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
> >
> >FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG
> >
> >2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger,
> >1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
> >
> >TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
> >
> >BLACK FACE COWS, CALVES... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
> >
> >'83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
> >
> >STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
> >
> >DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC
> >TANK PUMPED.
> >
> >FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG
> >
> >FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
> >
> >
> >GERMAN SHEPHARD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
> >
> >FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE
> >SMELL.
> >
> >FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.
> >
> >FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
> >
> >CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE -- BONELESS
> >
> >NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE at: ....
> >
> >BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
> >
> >SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
> >
> >FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG... LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT
> >AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
> >
> >GET A LITTLE JOHN - THE TRAVELING URINAL - HOLDS 2 ?
> >BOTTLES OF BEER.
> >
> >HANDS FOR HEALTH - HEIDI HOAR - REGISTERED MASSAGE THERAPIST
> >
> >HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
> >
> >GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
> >
> >FOR RENT - VIBRATOR - WELL USED
> >
> >NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED
> >
> >BORDER COLLIE FEMALE TO A GOOD HOE. GOOD WITH CHILDREN.
> >
> >WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE!
> >
> >KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.
> >
> >TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT
> >SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
> >
> >NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON
> >HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE
> >PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL
> >OTHER PLANTS IN VINCINITY ARE DEAD.
> >
> >EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175.
> >
> >OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB - AND IT'S MADE OF 100%
> >ITALIAN LEATHER.
> >
> >JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.
> >
> >ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
> >
> >WOMEN - ANY SIZE - FREE BUTT MASSAGE
> >
> >THESE 2 HEADLINES WERE ARTICLES NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE
> >SAME PAGE: BREASTFEEDING MONTH SLATED and REPORT: MEN NEED
> >TO DRINK MILK TOO
> >
> >ADVERTISEMENTS:
> >
> >
> >SO FRENCH, AFTER ONE CUP YOU'LL WANT TO GO OUI, OUI.  lmao!!!
> >
> >GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
> >
> >OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE &
> >DONUTS
> >
> >EYE OF ROUND ROAST - $1.99 lb. - BONERLESS
> >
> >FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.=20
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