Eric, Analyst are getting hooked on EBONICS to baffle us with their remarkable brilliance. In a recent survey conducted by a leading poll, it had been discovered that Market timers and Stock analyst are desiring all so in earnest to win the public's trust and confidence. They want us to believe they are truly understanding, passionate and intelligent people, That we should value their upgrading and downgrading of stocks and not questioned their credibility.
The following is a sampling wealth of profound and astounding academics so clearly illustrated as several analyst had the assignment to clearly illustrate their comprehension of EUBONICS as each had the task of using the following words in a sentence. Here is their responses:
1. FORECLOSE...If I don't pay alimony this month, I'll have money
fore-close
2. RECTUM...I had two cadillacs, but my o'l lady rect-um.
3. HOTEL....I gave my girlfriend crabs and the ho-tel everbody.
4. DISAPPOINTMENT...My parole officer told me that if I miss .
dis-appointment, they gonna send my ass back to jail
5. ISRAEL..Alonzo tried to sell me a Rolex watch. I said, man that .
looks fake. He said bulls**t, this watch is-rael.
6. CATACOMB...DON KING was at the fight the other night.
Man somebody ought to get that cat-a-comb.
7. UNDERMINE..There's a find looking ho' living in the apartment
right under-mine.
8. IRAQ... When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle I-raq and you
break.
9. ACOUSTIC...When I was little my uncle bought me a-cou-stic and then
he took me to the pool hall.
10.STAIN.. My mother in law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on .
sta-in.
I must apologize for ever thinking that analyst and market timers were stupid, and I will pay a little more attention the next time one of those scholars speak, but please forgive me if in my weakness, I decide to stay put and do nothing.
It is nice to be able to take a step back once in awhile and enjoy the little bright side of things. A little weekend humor.
Have a nice weekend and looking forward to next week when we all can have some more fun.
Frank |
