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To: jmhollen who wrote (3024)2/18/1999 2:25:00 PM
From: BlueCheap  Read Replies (2) of 7209
 
You mean you don't want those girls to talk like US folks? While some folks see a need to Teach a little ethnic slang, we decided there is also a need to designate southern slang as a
geographic language. Ergo, "Hickphonics" -- Here is a sampling from
the new Hickphonics dictionary now being compiled:

1. HEIDI - noun. greeting.

2. HIRE YEW - complete sentence. remainder of greeting. Usage:
"Heidi, hire yew?"

3. BARD - verb. past tense of "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my
pickup truck."

4. JAWJUH - noun. a state just north of Florida. Capital is Lanna.
Usage:"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

5. BAMMER jest east of Missippi - noun. state jest east of Missippi & west of Jawjuh. Usage: "A tornader went
thru bammer barely missn Missippi"

6. MUNTS - noun. a calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh
bard my pickup truck and I ain't herd from him in munts."

7. THANK - verb. ability to cognitively process. Usage: "Ah thank
ah'll have a bare."

8. BARE - noun. an alcoholic beverage. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a
bare."

9. IGNERT - adjective. not smart. see "Arkansas native". Usage: "Some
of those Bammer boys sure are ignert."

10. RANCH - noun. a tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I
left my ranch in the back of my pickup truck that my brother from
Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

11. ALL - noun. a petroleum-based product. Usage: "I sure hope my
brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

12. FAR - noun. a conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in the pickup truck he bard, that thangs gonna
catch far."

13. TAR - noun. a rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope my brother from Jawjuh
don' git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

14. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Lanna,
and boy are my arms tarred."

15. FARN - adjective. not from here. Usage: "I can't unnerstant a
wurd he sed. He must be from sum farn cuntry."

16. DID - adjective. not alive. Usage: "He ain't breathin.' Must be
did."

17. EAR - noun. a colorless gas (except in LA. Usage: "I'm gonna go
outside fer some fresh ear!"

18. BOB WAR - noun. a sharp twisted cable. Usage: "Stay away from
that bob war fence."

19. JEW HERE - noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my
brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence company?"

20. HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart? Nah, haze ignert.

21. SEED - verb. past tense of see.

22. VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed
New York City...view?"

23. GUMMIT - noun. a bureaucratic state or federal institution.
Usage: "them gummit boys sure are ignert."

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