Turn Off Your TV -- It's The Pentium III (02/18/99; 5:00 p.m. PT) OPINION By Randy Whitted, TechWeb contributor
Let the jokes begin -- Intel has released the new answer for whatever ails you. As if anyone cared, there's a new Pentium chip out now that really needs your support because it doesn't do much more than run at a higher clock speed, and not much higher, at that.
But that's not what the public is being told. "The Pentium III will bring some capability that you haven't had before," said Intel CEO Craig Barrett. Okay, like what? Will Windows stop crashing? Is the lousy interface going to get any better? Is there some incredible new way of getting work done being heralded by the daringly named Pentium III?
No, but it will bring a "brand-new user experience" to computing by improving the way 3-D and video is viewed on the Web, says Barrett. I'd like to see this one explained. If I shell out top dollar for a Pentium III, can I throw out my modem? It sounds like suddenly I can download 5-megabyte QuickTime movies, which then enhance my user experience. Has Intel replaced Macromedia's Flash with some Pentium equivalent?
The chip has 70 new instructions that somehow enhance video streaming. Enhancing video is one thing (the video card, for example), but enhancing video streaming? I'm no engineer, but isn't it the software and the Internet connection that do that? Processing power on the server and a fast bus on the receiving machine are important, but the actual decoding of the video takes relatively little horsepower. Speech recognition, I understand, might have been a better demo technology.
The Pentium III is also touted as being able to improve the way graphics display on screen, and make 3-D images from the Web crisper and sharper. Throw out your Matrox Millenia -- you don't need a video card anymore. The Pentium III has taken care of that "gritty text" on screen too. Did Gates hear them say that?
The only feature that has drawn any real attention is the identification code embedded in each chip. Intel initially wanted this to be active on every machine, letting your activity on the Internet be tracked, and help corporations track inventory. Nice gesture, bad idea. After many complaints from consumer groups, Intel reports that this feature will be turned off. Maybe I watch too much X-Files, but how will you know it's turned off?
But the best spin is that a Pentium III won't cost as much as you might think. While it won't cost me anything since I'm not buying into it, the pains felt from the AMD K6-2 are apparently being felt. Intel says you'll be seeing sub-$2,000 systems with Pentium III's. It just didn't say when. But take heart. By Christmas, 10 months from now, mainstream PCs will be running these 450- to 500-MHz chips being launched here in February.
Mainstream PCs? I don't think the iMac is going to be adopting Pentium III's in the next 10 months.
So, why would a Mac user be crashing Intel's Pentium III party? It's simple. We have to watch months and months of Intel garbage on TV now, spreading the lie that the processor is enhancing the Internet experience. Why a processor company spends $300 million on an advertising campaign is beyond me anyway. No one runs out to buy a Pentium processor. They buy a computer, and since everything they're shown pays homage to Microsoft and Intel via stickers right on the front of the case, they end up buying a Pentium.
Good luck, Intel. You forgot one thing though. People like faster computers. Did you say the Pentium III was faster? No, you said it will enhance the user experience. So if I want a fast computer that's easy to use, I'll buy the computer that touts itself as being faster than your product -- a G3.
Randy Whitted is a copy writer/technical adviser at Studeo, a marketing and communications agency in Provo, Utah. The opinions expressed here are strictly his own.
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