*****ATTENTION FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT*****
Are you lead headed? Learning impaired? Emotionally unstable? Welcome to Nite-Man's institute for the challenged! Here at NMIFTC you'll learn how to walk erect, speak without dribbling, stop crying when watching infomercials and that dressing a gerbil in a rubber suit does not constitute safe sex. Let's take a moment and listen to some unsolicited testimony from former patients...er a graduates.
Fred G: Befour i gratchuated from NMIFTC I had a auful time reedin, righten and spelin, now louk at me!
NM: Ah...that's great, thanks Fred *Disclaimer 100% success rate not guaranteed
Shoot 1st: I just want to say NMIFTC changed my life, man before I went there I had all this money just weighing on me like an anchor but Dr. Nite-Man took every...owh...hey...that was sharp, thanks allot shooter you go back to your room and get some rest now.
GZ: At NMIFTC I've learned being shiftless, lazy and stupid aren't my only faults, there's also...hey...wait..I want my money back!
NM: Checks in the mail GZ, *Note one of GZ's other faults is gullibility.
Greener: Due to Dr. Nite-Man's expertise and that wonderful institution NMIFTC I have come to grips with both my bad manners and twisted sexual desires. I am a complete freak, the truth has set me free. Sigh...
Well there you have it folks live examples of what NMIFTC can do for you. Sign up today!
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