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To: Impristine who wrote ()2/20/1999 5:57:00 AM
From: Hubert Few   of 130
 
There, I have done it.....I bookmarked your thread. Soon the unclean masses of gutter poets will follow. They write things in the silliest places, like on the back side of those round paper gaskets under the mayonaise jar lid.

Those are put there to keep the mayonaise from eating through the metal, which would reflect badly on wholesomeness of the product.

My Y2K bunker has 15 cases of mayonaise in it. I unscrewed the lid from each and every jar and wrote the following on the backside of the paper cover:
"Don't eat this mayonaise, it has been opened"

I am curious to see if the FBI can figure out whether my family's death was a mass suicide or a murder, I mean after all, there was a warning plain as day for anyone who bothered to look behind the paper cover?

But then I don't think they put eggs in mayonaise anymore. I think they use latex caulk, I'm pretty sure that's what's used in the fat free variety, but I can't prove it.

hmmmmmm, maybe I could research this on my favorite "portal". HA!

YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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