Oh, BTW, about the bike thing. It seems I don't quite have enough money for the down payment! I had planned on using some of the "substantial" funds in my well diversified portfolio of penny stocks....but due to my numerous bad choices in when I bought and sold certain stocks in the last couple of weeks, I now am down at least 90% for the year!
Now I know some of you are thinking "Man, this is sad, there must be some way I can help this guy out!" And guess what, there is! What I need is about $1,000, that's all, just $1,000. So, I figure from what I have read on various folders, there are some very wealthy individuals here at SI who have enjoyed reading my posts over the years. Here's what you can do.
I am too concerned about the possible inconvenience caused by posting my mailing address here, but you could go to one of those "portals" and use the "find people" search feature to get my mailing address. It's no secret that I live in the metropolitan Atlanta area, and my area code is 770. I know for a fact there are no other Hubert Fews in my vicinity, so, I have narrowed the search for you!
All contributions must be in money order form payable to Hubert Few, yes, that's my real name. And PLEASE don't put your name on it anywhere, I would feel like that was charity, of which I have never accepted a dime in my whole life!
If I get more than $1,000 I will use the excess to buy expensive whiskey and possibly replace the timining belt on my exotic imported car (a 92 Hyundai Excel). If I still have any money after that, I am going to figure out how to mount a video camera on my helmet and host a "Hubert Cam" site, where you can tune in everyday and join me on my commute to work! Of this part I am dead serious.
So, any of you big hearted entrepenuers (sp?) out there, go for it, if you want to make a business deal, I will give you advertising space on the Hubert Cam web site!
Cheers! |
