Two trees are growing in the woods.
One day a sapling grows between them.
The first tree asks the other,
"Hey, is that a son of a birch, or a son of a beech?"
The second tree replies,
"I don't know, but here comes a woodpecker, we can ask him."
So they ask the woodpecker,
"Mr. Woodpecker, you're an expert on trees,
is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?"
The woodpecker flies down and tastes a little sap and flies
back. He says "Gentlemen. that is neither a son of a birch
nor a son of a beech, that is the finest piece of ash I've
ever had my pecker in. |
