One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
"I am the pharmacist," she informed him.
"Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave.
"Young man," the lady said to him, "my sister and I have been pharmacists for forty years and there is nothing we haven't heard, so what is your problem?"
"Well," the young man said reluctantly, "I have a problem with erections. Once I get hard, it won't go down for hours and hours, no matter how much I masturbate or how many times I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it?"
"I'll have to go in the back and talk to my sister," she informed him.
About ten minutes later she came back.
"Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you is $100 a week and a third interest in the pharmacy."
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem,
Doc. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this
ear-splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what
the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
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"Tell me something," asked Jon "how many cookies can you
eat on an empty stomach,
He scratched his lizard pecker head and said, "Well, five, I think."
"Wrong," said Jon. "You can only eat just one. After that,
your stomach isn't empty any more! Gotcha!"
He was impressed so he decided to pull the joke on
his wife, Judi, when he got home.
"Hey, Honey, how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach?"
She thought for a minute or two (it takes awhile to get those two brain cells to fire together) and said, "Two."
He was dejected. "Ah, hon, if you'd said *FIVE* I had
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