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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Short Term Picks From the 'Whiz' Kid

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To: LANCE B who wrote (951)	2/21/1999 11:03:00 AM
From: Jonathan Lebed	Read Replies (3) of 9115

Top signs you invested into a scam penny stock... The President's 2 year old daughter is on the board of directors. The only company assets are 3 paperclips and a coffee can. The company runs conference calls from an abandoned garage. The company refered to their shareholders as suckers during a CNBC interview. The annual shareholder meeting takes place in a street alley. The company signed a joint venture with a printing press firm. The company raises the capital to expand by posing as a poor person on a street corner. The company claims to have reinvented the wheel. The company tries to make a hostile takeover with $60 and a cap gun. The CEO used their entire cash flow to rent 1 million tapes from Blockbuster, and then returned them a day late." The company's motto is "A penny saved is a penny you can use to scratch lottery tickets!" The company's PR Guy's name is Bubba. The company hired "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, as their spokesperson. The company plans on making 100 million dollars next year by selling "sporks". The company has an ask price of $1 and a bid price of $0.01. The name of the company is Rip-Offs 'R Us.

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