Ha! Glad to see the wake is going smoothly here.....I brought a little something for the "grief stricken". Hmmmm (rustling brown paper bag) ahhhhh, now this is something especially nice for a funeral, it's a bottle of Wild Turkey Rye, splendid little apertiff.
Edwarda, may I do the honors of putting three fingers worth in your slipper? Ah yes, it enhances the "earthy" aroma and blends nicely with the subtle ambience afforded by freshly shed tears, and old leatherware.
It was the best of threads, and the worst of threads...thank you all for making my dream come true!
Now, let's get down to brass tacks. With nobility comes a certain responsibility to share with the "less fortunate". I am counting on all of you to generously contribute to the "Hubert Cam" project. I have contacted the management of a certain Canadian movie production company.....our first order of business after the reverse split will be to start production of a new movie. Mr. Mayer suggested "Miracle on Interstate 285", I offered that I had my hopes set on "Speedway Dungheap", he agreed.
Production will commence in August of 2003, on a budget of $60. The first IPO netted 2.5 million dollars, and as is customary I sent most of that to a Swiss bank account, and claimed the remaining $32 as administrative expenses. We soon plan to be a "fully reporting" corporation, surely listing on the "Big Board" could not be far behind!
Cheers everyone! Let's party like it's 1999! |
