Had to share this one!!!
I'm back..for now. Hope everyone's making money.
A woman was trying to come up with a special present for her husband on their 10th wedding anniversary. She decided to take him to the local strip club hoping for a romantic evening afterwards. As they approached the doorman, the doorman said, "Hi, Dave. How are you doing tonight?"
Dave's wife asks, "Have you been here before?"
Dave answers, "No, Honey, he is on the bowling team."
They enter and get a table with a good view. The waitress approaches and says, "Hi, Dave. Do you want your usual Budweiser?"
Dave's wife asks, "You have been here before!"
Dave answers, "No Honey, she is on the women's bowling team."
While they are finishing their beer a beautiful stripper approaches and asks Dave if he wants his usual table dance. At this the wife storms out.
Her husband follows after her trying to explain. He gets into the cab
just as his wife is trying to slam the door. As they argue in the back of the cab the driver turns around and says, " Hey Dave, you picked up a real bitch tonight." |
