Top 10 Reasons to Invest in Oil & Gas Service Stocks
by Chicken Little
10) Thirteen countries collapsing! (Venezuela, Ecuador, Colombia, Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Peru, Bolivia, Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, Uraguay, and Mexico)
9) Two nations completely "cease to exist"! (Indonesia + Nigeria... Poof!!!)
8) Three welfare "states" collapse! (Alaska, Norway, & Scotland)
7) Two Middle Eastern regimes deposed! (Saudi Arabia + Kuwait)
6) Palestinians cut off! (And no doubt dead!)
5) Worldwide debt repudiated!
4) Financial crises reign!
3) War in the Middle East!
2) U.S. no longer has cheap oil!
1) The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!
I say DON'T wait till Spring. Get your tulips now while they're still cheap!!! ;^)
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