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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: Edwarda who wrote (1516)2/22/1999 1:35:00 PM
From: P.S.N.   of 2733
 
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

+-------------------------------------+
| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 |
| Hand Job: $10.00 |
+-------------------------------------+

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes
serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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