Just received these ...
... great ideas for company mergers...
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive
organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company
will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company
will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and
Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary
Fuller Grace.
3M & Goodyear: mmmGood.
John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home.
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine.
3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera.
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants.
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi
Do-Da.
Netscape and Yahoo are merging and opening a company in
Israel. It will be called Netanyahoo.
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Nancy
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