Three men were in a plane. An American man, a Mexican
man, and a French man.
When the three of them were flying over France, the
French man said he loved his country, so he droped a
pot of flowers on to it.
When the three men were flying over Mexico, the mexican
man said he loved his country too. So he dropped a pot
of flowers on it.
When they were flying over America, the American said
he hated his country. So he dropped a granade on it.
When the French man went back to his country, he saw a
little girl crying. He said why are you crying. The
little girl replied that a pot of flowers dropped on
her head.
When the Mexican man went back to his country, he saw a
woman crying. He said Miss, why are you crying? The
woman answed that a pot of flowers dropped on her head.
When the American man went back to his country, he saw
a man laughing so hard he was on the gorund. So he
said, sir, why are you laughing?
The man replied, I farted and my house blew up.
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