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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1564)2/23/1999 4:24:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (3) of 2733
 
TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A DAD SAY

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to
stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready
for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"
attitude....I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not
good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might
want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one
of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or
something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he
asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an
earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money
for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that --
it's no big deal.

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