Jane,
Blond Joke, and one that's funny:
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted
> : >>> a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, >but was very
> : >>> reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After
> : >>> becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of
the
> : >>> shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch
my
> : >>> own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
> : >>>
> : >>> The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck
> : >>> out and catch yourself a big one!"
> : >>>
> : >>> Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
> : >>> catching herself an alligator.
> : >>>
> : >>> Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the
> : >>> young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just
> : >>> then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
> : >>> She takes aim and shoots, killing the alligator. With a great deal
of
> : >>> effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several
more
> : >>> of the dead creatures. >The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
> : >>>
> : >>> Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and
> : >>> frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
> : >>> either!!"
> : >>>
> : >>>
> : >>>
> : >>> A guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store
and
> : >>> asks, " W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
> : >>>
> : >>> The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
> : >>>
> : >>> The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's
> : >>> dep-p-p-partment?"
> : >>>
> : >>> Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
> : >>>
> : >>> The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's
> : >>> dep-p-p-partment?" And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
> : >>>
> : >>> Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
> : >>>
> : >>> The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk,
> : >>> "why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
> : >>>
> : >>> The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get
> : >>> b-b-b-beat up?!!"
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